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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, you might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That’s terrible!! What could be worse?! What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he's wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him.
He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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And There's LOTS More Where Those Came From!
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A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side.
She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?"
After a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side.
She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?"
After a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
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LOL :-)
And There's LOTS More Where Those Came From!
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